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Carmelo Anthony is Michelangelo

 

Before you read this, just understand that this is nothing but a short rant of a basketball fan that has had enough of the garbage that is Carmelo Anthony’s game. I am not here to give you the details. If you’ve been watching the games, you simply understand what I am talking about.

I am infuriated these days when I watch the New York Knicks play. Linsanity ended the moment Melo laced ’em up again.

Not that Melo isn’t causing problems on the offensive end with his black hole style, but his offense was never my concern.

The problem with him has been and always will be on the defensive end. The dude just doesn’t try. I am sick of watching him float around instead of closing out on shooters he’s supposed to rotate to. It’s maddening to see him stand around instead of boxing out and going after the ball the way a man of his size at his position needs to. He, along with Amar’e (will have to save him for another day), has to be one of the worst defensive combinations in the league, if for no other reason than the total lack of effort.

The casual fans will want to see you score. The real fans are begging to see a defensive effort before anything else.

During the All-Star break, Stephen A. Smith asked Melo to name the top-five players in the league. He included himself along with Kobe, Lebron, Howard and KD.

On what planet?

Melo is a fitting name because that’s exactly what he is. He, in fact, is mellow on the court and there’s nothing intense about the dude’s game. It’s as if he’s just chilling out there until he gets his chance to shoot. You know who else is really chill? TMNT member Michelangelo. Melo should beam “Cowabunga dude!” whenever he makes a shot. At least it would be entertaining.

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Jeremy Lin’s night to remember in MSG

Jeremy Lin has always been a fan favorite, despite playing next to no real meaningful minutes in the NBA. As a Golden State Warrior, there was never louder cheers than when Lin entered a game. Same remained true when he became a Knick, but he was still regarded mostly as a bench warmer. All of that changed tonight when he outplayed one of the best point guards in the game in Deron Williams and helped the Knicks defeat the Nets 99-92.

The Knicks had just come off back to back games and was in the midst of playing their 3rd game in 3 nights. It showed as the Nets got out to an early 30-20 lead, getting any shot they wanted and deflating the impatient MSG crowd.

In came Lin off the bench who changed the complexion of the game by controlling the tempo and making crisp passes en route to an unexpectedly productive first half. He also helped in holding Deron Williams scoreless in the second quarter. Still, no one could have predicted what was to come, as everyone was still mostly just surprised at how effective Lin had played in the second quarter.

New Jersey Nets Guard Deron Williams, Right, Puts

As the third quarter began, the usual stagnant Knicks offense continued, so in came Lin with over 8 minutes left to play which helped put players in their natural positions. That alone helped the Knicks find a better flow. However, Melo’s shot was terribly off and their options on offense were limited because Amare was out with foul trouble. The Nets decided to double and triple team Melo, leaving Lin wide open for jumpers. Lin seemed exposed as he missed 4 straight wide open shots. The Nets took advantage of the short comings and built a 7 point lead late in the 3rd, threatening to open up the game. Still, Lin managed to have a positive effect on the game by doing the little things like taking charges, playing with energy, and diving for balls like players on a desperate team should. And then suddenly, he started doing big things.

With only about 2 minutes left in the 3rd quarter, Lin drove to the basket as the Knicks spacing gave him an opening with no help behind Williams. He converted a 3 point play as Deron fouled him. It was a huge momentum breaker for the Nets who likely didn’t even have Lin on their scouting reports. On the Knicks final possession, Lin once again drove to the basket and converted a 3 point play, nearly evening up the score at 72-70. The crowd was in an absolute frenzy as they chanted “JER-E-MY”, but the night was only going to get better.

As the fourth quarter began, Jeremy looked noticeably tired. At this point, it was obvious that he was playing purely on adrenaline as he had never come close to playing for so long in an NBA game. Despite belief that he would need a breather, he stayed in the game and continued to attack.

Realizing the defense gave him enough space to shoot, Lin let a 15 footer fly. Bang. When he wasn’t scoring, he made all the correct passes to set teammates up for good rhythm shots. When the defense gave him enough space again, Lin let another 15 footer fly. Bang again. Defensively, he frustrated and limited Deron Williams to a 7-19 shooting night. It became apparent that Lin had complete control of the game. As the jump shots began to fall, the defense tightened. He saw an opening and drove to his left for a reverse lay up. Even he could no longer keep his normally stoic face as he broke a big smile. The entire arena, including the team and even the Nets broadcasters(I witnessed this game through their broadcast as well), could not believe what they were witnessing.

“It’s the Jeremy Lin show here at MSG!”, Mike Breen would shout.

“Winning and grinning!”, beamed Walt Frazier.

“Jeremy Lin is unstoppable!”, yelled Ian Eagle.

Down the stretch of the fourth quarter when the team needed it the most, Jeremy split a double team and drove to the basket for yet another and one finish prompting him to do a fist pump and a scream of “Lets go!”. It was a fitting reaction as he wrapped up the best basketball game of his life. In total, he converted 4 baskets while being fouled, and the game was effectively over after his final drive to the basket right through Deron Williams gave the Knicks an 11 point lead. His stats for the night looked like this:  10-19 FG, 5-7 FT, 25 points, 5 rebounds, 7 assists, 1 turnover, 2 steals.

On a night where Carmelo Anthony shot 3-15 for 11 points and Amare Stoudemire could only muster 25 minutes of play due to foul trouble, Jeremy Lin became the most unlikely yet the most necessary hero to win this game. It showed that until Baron Davis comes back, they have a real point guard to run the team. It also may have saved D’Antoni’s job. After coming off two very tough losses, this was an absolute must win game for the Knicks who are now 9-15, good for 1.5 spots behind the 8th seed.

A wonderful opportunity has knocked Lin’s door. It’s not every day a point guard desperate to land on an NBA team lands on an NBA team that has never needed point guard play more than these Knicks. Lin was finally given the opportunity to play and he ran away with it as hard as he could tonight.

It remains to be seen if Jeremy Lin can sustain this level of play. Teams will surely adjust accordingly now that he has had his coming out party. For at least one game though, he put MSG and Knicks fans all over the world in a state of ecstacy with his shocking play. MSG hadn’t been so loud in so long. The Knicks and its fans needed someone like Jeremy as much as Jeremy needed the Knicks.

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NBA Doppelgängers

Doppelgängers is a paranormal double of a living person, typically representing evil or misfortune. In modern vernacular, the word has come to refer to any double or look-alike of a person – Wikipedia

Of course, you wouldn’t need the definition of a Doppelganger if you frequently watch How I Met Your Mother, but I digress. No offense intended. This is all in good fun. Enjoy and let me know if I missed any. I tried to leave out the absolute most obvious ones.

DeShawn Stevenson and Ivan Johnson

 

If nothing else, their beards are identical.

Channing Frye and Nick Cannon

 

Can you even tell if it’s a different person in these pictures? Frye is sucking it up for my fantasy squads, by the way. 4th rounder my ass.

MarShon Brooks and Tuvok

 

They have very resembling ears. I was gonna go with Don Cheadle but…

Mike D’Antoni and Adolf Hitler

 

It must be the stache, but an image of Hitler always pops into my head when I see D’Antoni.

Willie Green and Doc Rivers

 

 Give Willie a few more years.

Anderson Varejao and Side Show Bob

 

This one is pretty well documented.

Lebron James and Melvin Guillard

 

Separated at birth.

Stan Van Gundy and Ron Jeremy.

 

It would do Stan well to get rid of that mustache.

Chris Bosh and a Raptor and Ostrich

 

  

  

It was always fitting that Bosh was a Raptor. Also, this Ostrich comparison is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen as a comparison

Trevor Booker and Chris Brown

 

Oh yes they do.

Luis Scola and Conan the Barbarian

 

It must be the hair.

Timofey Mozgov and the Russian lalala guy

 

Don’t know the Russian lalala guy? Youtube him.

Nick Collison and Go Soo

 

Might be their eyes, strangely.

Devin Harris and Chipmunk

  

I don’t know if it’s the shape of his head or what, but he always reminds me of a chipmunk.

Jason Kapono and Bill Simmons

 

Is it just me? They look related.

Nikola Pekovic and Ogre

 

Uncanny.

Josh Childress and Rallo

 

I’m sorry, this is just hysterical.

Jimmer Fredette and Glen Quagmire

 

Jaw structure and the smile. Identical.

David Lee and Lee Dewyze

 

If David Lee gains weight or Lee Dewyze sheds some, they’d be twins.

Updated:

Carmelo Anthony and Michelangelo

 

Cowabunga dude!

Anthony Davis and Jafar

 

The soon to be Hornet…?

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